I am Joseph Conlan. I build practical AI systems, teach people how to use them without the jargon, and help good ideas become working tools. My work spans SMEs through to multi-billion-dollar venture capital funds, and I have a background in Oxford AI. This is my place to show you what AI can do and how we make it useful.
Advice is easy to find. Remembering your goals, noticing the pattern and helping you take the next useful action is where a great coach becomes valuable. We build private AI coach bots around your needs, your method, your language and the moments where you tend to get stuck.
Always available does not mean human-free. Your coach can handle the daily rhythm, preserve context and prepare better conversations—then hand over to a person whenever judgement, care or genuine expertise is needed.
01 · Context
REMEMBER WHAT MATTERS
Keep goals, preferences, working context and previous check-ins connected so every conversation can begin further forward.
02 · Action
TURN GOALS INTO NEXT MOVES
Break large outcomes into clear milestones, practical weekly priorities and small actions that are easy to begin.
03 · Accountability
CREATE A USEFUL RHYTHM
Run daily check-ins, weekly reviews, reminders and progress summaries without making the experience feel like admin.
04 · Insight
NOTICE PATTERNS + BLOCKERS
Surface repeated obstacles, decisions and habits, then ask the right reflective question before momentum disappears.
05 · Practice
REHEARSE IMPORTANT MOMENTS
Prepare meetings, interviews, presentations, sales conversations and difficult decisions with realistic role-play and feedback.
06 · Personalisation
WORK YOUR WAY
Adapt tone, cadence, frameworks, playbooks and boundaries to the individual, team, programme or coaching methodology.
07 · Creation
MAKE THE WORK WITH YOU
Draft plans, questions, summaries, templates and personalised resources from the context already shared.
08 · Connection
FIT INTO REAL WORKFLOWS
Connect agreed calendars, tools and systems so useful actions and progress records do not stay trapped inside a chat window.
09 · Boundaries
KNOW WHEN TO HAND OVER
Use clear guardrails, privacy choices and human escalation for situations where an AI coach should never pretend to be the expert.
Every build is scoped around a real use case. AI coaching supports action, reflection and practice; it is not therapy, medical care, legal advice or financial advice.
About
WHO IS RUNNING THIS PLACE?
I build AI systems for a living at Clone Centre. My work has spanned SMEs through to multi-billion-dollar venture capital funds, and my background includes Oxford AI. That range is why I care about making serious AI useful without making it obscure.
The secret is never the tool. It is how you talk to it. Everything on this site—the free AI profile, books, newsletter and paid community—exists to teach you that skill in plain English.
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Books in the library
30+
Prompt recipes
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Jargon allowed
The Numbers
WHY THIS MATTERS NOW
Not hype. Receipts. Every figure below comes from a named public source.
0M
people use ChatGPT every single week
Source: OpenAI, 2026
0%
of organisations now use AI in at least one part of the business
Source: McKinsey, 2025
0%
of UK businesses use AI, up from 9% just two years earlier
Source: ONS, 2025
£0M
lost to fraud in the UK in a single year, with AI voice scams rising fast
Source: UK Finance, 2025
WEEKLY CHATGPT USERS (MILLIONS)
2023
100M
2025
400M
2026
900M
SOURCE: OPENAI / REUTERS · THE FASTEST GROWING APP IN HISTORY
The Community
DO NOT LEARN AI ALONE
A practical paid community for founders, professionals and complete beginners who want to use AI this week, not talk about it for six months. There are three ways to join. Your free AI profile and Prompt Guidebook remain available separately, without pretending they are a membership.
CommunityChoose this for the books, member chat and a steady weekly prompt rhythm.
ProChoose this to build live with Joseph and use the complete recordings vault.
AccountabilityChoose this when personal follow-through matters more than more information.
Free starting point · not community membershipNOT READY TO JOIN?
Build your AI profile and request the Prompt Guidebook for £0. Community access begins with the £19 Community plan below.
BUTTONS OPEN THE EXACT SECURE STRIPE CHECKOUT · MONTHLY PLANS CANCEL ANY TIME · ANNUAL PRICES EQUAL TEN MONTHS · VAT INCLUDED WHERE APPLICABLE
Annual Pro bonus · AI website assistant
GET A CHATBOT LIKE THIS ON YOUR SITE.
Choose Clone Centre Pro annually and we will set up one trained website AI chatbot like the assistant on this page, included at no extra setup charge while your annual membership stays active.
The standard starter build covers one website and one approved business knowledge set. Usage beyond fair-use, third-party usage costs and bespoke integrations are not automatically included; any extras are scoped and agreed before launch. The assistant remains subject to acceptable-use and safety checks.
Already paying for another business, coaching or AI community? Apply with proof of your active paid membership. Once verified, your first month is £1; Community then renews at £19/month or Pro at £49/month unless cancelled. The £1 link is issued only after approval.
Already saved a profile or joined?YOUR MEMBER DASHBOARD IS READY.
Sign in to see your AI profile, linked website chats, membership status, purchases and product access. Use the same email when joining so records connect automatically.
Standard Community, Pro and Accountability plans go directly to Stripe above. Use this form only for £1 switch verification, help choosing, Clone Coach or a bespoke coach build.
Weekly Programme
FIVE TOUCHPOINTS. ONE WEEK.
Morning builders, daytime founders and evening learners all get a way in. The flagship is the Wednesday 7pm UK AI Lab: bring a real task, leave with something working.
Wednesday · Pro+
07:00
Build Before Breakfast
A quiet 45-minute online sprint. State the outcome, build with AI, report what shipped.
Live · 45 min · UK time
Wednesday · Pro+
19:00
Weekly AI Lab
Live demos, member hot seats and practical builds with Joseph. Every session is recorded.
Live · 60 min · Flagship call
Thursday · Pro+
10:00
AI Office Hours
Bring the prompt, workflow or automation that is stuck. Leave with the next move clear.
Live · 45 min · UK time
Saturday · Community+
07:00
Prompt Drop
One useful prompt, one worked example, one small challenge to complete over the weekend.
Async · Telegram
Sunday · Community+
07:00
Weekly Reset
Review what moved, name the blocker, and set the one outcome your next week must deliver.
Async · Accountability check-in
Pro Recordings Vault
MISS THE CALL. KEEP THE RESULT.
Every AI Lab is added to the private Pro archive with timestamps, the exact prompts used and a short action summary. Public socials get the clips; members keep the complete working session.
Weekly clipsHighlights published through the Clone Centre social pipeline
Phase 04 · Founding Cohort
A COACH IN YOUR CORNER. EVERY WEEK.
Most goals do not need another app. They need a clear next move and somebody who notices whether it happened. The first version is human-led by Joseph, based on the practical system in Coach.
One stuck problemChoose the £150 AI Fix Session for one focused expert diagnosis.
A deeper buildChoose the £250 Power Session to map and build the working core together.
Ongoing deliveryChoose the £500 Build Partner for calls plus weekday support for 30 days.
Follow-throughChoose Accountability when the system exists but consistent action is the gap.
Personal accountability · human-led
THE FOUNDING FIVE
£149 / MONTH
Only five founding clients
A personal check-in message every week
One private 45-minute review call every month
Your own 90-day goal and weekly action tracker
One priority at a time, broken into a small next action
Clear review notes: celebrate, learn, drop and reset
Choose one specific 90-day outcome, why it matters and the first milestone.
02
Weekly message
Name the win, the blocker and the one small action that matters next.
03
Monthly review call
Celebrate progress, keep the lesson, drop what is not working and reset the plan.
04
Repeat
Leave every review with a written priority and a week-one action that is easy to start.
Accountability coaching supports action and reflection. It is not therapy, medical care, legal advice or financial advice. Your information stays private unless safety or law requires otherwise.
Next product · beta waitlist
CLONE COACH AI
After the human service proves what people actually need, the same rhythm becomes a HyperChat-powered helper: a short daily check-in, a weekly progress summary and a clear prompt to ask a human when the situation needs one.
PLANNED PRICE · £29 / MONTH
This is the roadmap, not a pretend finished bot. Founding members help shape the beta and get first access when it is ready.
What is the smallest useful action you can finish in 20 minutes?
Write the opening and three deliverables.
Beta build · not live yet
Private AI Coaching
BRING THE PROBLEM. LEAVE WITH THE SYSTEM.
This is working time, not motivational theatre. We can fix a prompt, map an automation, choose the right tools or build the first version together on the call.
Session 01 · 60 minutes
AI Fix Session
£150
For one clear problem that needs an expert pair of eyes: prompting, workflow design, tool choice or troubleshooting.
INCLUDES · PRE-CALL QUESTIONNAIRE · RECORDING · ACTION NOTES
BOOKING DESK IS OPENChoose a session above to request a time. The live Cal.com calendar will appear here once the booking account is connected.
Free starting point · not community access
BUILD YOUR AI PROFILE.
Not ready for a paid membership? Answer four quick questions and request the Prompt Guidebook for £0. This saves your starting point but does not unlock the member community.
Clear consent, no card and no community membership. You can ask us to remove your profile at any time.
Start with one useful result
FIND THE RIGHT BOOK WITHOUT READING THE WHOLE SHELF.
Request the guide with your AI profile, accept the sensible book recommendation, or adjust one pre-filled choice. If you already know you want a complete learning path, compare the three bundles before the individual catalogue.
Included after your AI profile
THE PROMPT GUIDEBOOK
The CLEAR framework, 30+ copy-and-paste prompt recipes and the ten mistakes almost everyone makes. Tell me how you use AI and the guide will be sent directly to your inbox.
Open any title for who it is for, the full syllabus and the exact price. The Plain English series is sequenced for beginners; the Pro Series is organised around real deployment work.
PLAIN ENGLISH SERIES8 BOOKS · £9 EACH
BOOK 01£9PDF
How to Ask
The one skill that matters. For the person who has never opened an AI chat in their life.
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BOOK 02£9PDF
AI in Plain English
What AI actually is, what it can and cannot do, and your very first conversation. Zero jargon.
VIEW DETAILS >
BOOK 03£9PDF
Everyday AI
Fifty simple ways AI can help around the house and beyond.
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BOOK 04£9PDF
Safe and Sound
How to spot AI scams and protect yourself online. Plus a checklist for the fridge.
VIEW DETAILS >
BOOK 05£9PDF
AI for Work and Careers
Get hired, get ahead and get your evenings back. CVs, interviews, pay rises.
VIEW DETAILS >
BOOK 06£9PDF
AI as Your Coach
Everyone deserves a coach. Goals you will actually keep, and the Sunday night check-in.
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BOOK 07£9PDF
AI for Small Business
Small is fast. Fast wins. For shops, salons, cafes, trades and sole traders.
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BOOK 08£9PDF
AI Money Saver
Plug the ordinary leaks in a British budget. Bills, food, subscriptions, refunds.
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PRO SERIES7 BUILD-ALONGS · £19 EACH
BOOK 09£19PDF
The AI Automation Playbook
Kill the copy-paste. Connect your tools so AI runs the boring bits while you sleep. Three real builds.
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BOOK 10£19PDF
Connecting AI to Your Business
Make AI actually see your data. MCPs in plain English. Includes a ready-to-run code file.
VIEW DETAILS >
BOOK 11£19PDF
Build Your Own AI Assistant
A custom assistant trained on YOUR business — on your website, knowing your prices.
VIEW DETAILS >
BOOK 12£19PDF
The AI-Powered Workflow
Pick one real process. Take it apart. Rebuild it with AI. Measure the time saved.
VIEW DETAILS >
BOOK 13£19PDF
AI for Growth
Sales, marketing and outreach on autopilot — without sounding like a robot.
VIEW DETAILS >
BOOK 14£19PDF
The Automation ROI Method
Decide what to automate. Prove it paid off. Build the case your accountant believes.
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BOOK 15£19PDF
The AI-First Business
The 90-day strategic playbook. Everything you have learned, sequenced into one plan. Capstone.
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The Clone Centre Stack
BUILT UNDER ONE ROOF
The community is backed by working AI products, not slide decks. Members learn from the same systems Clone Centre is putting into the world.
