Joseph Conlan · Clone Centre

I MAKE AI
USEFUL

I am Joseph Conlan. I build practical AI systems, teach people how to use them without the jargon, and help good ideas become working tools. My work spans SMEs through to multi-billion-dollar venture capital funds, and I have a background in Oxford AI. This is my place to show you what AI can do and how we make it useful.

HAVE ME BUILD IT > BOOK A SESSION >
Pixel portrait of Joseph Conlan
Clone Centre

PICK ONE CLEAR NEXT MOVE.

Everything has its own place now, so you can understand the offer without wading through the whole site.

Start here

PICK ONE.

Have me build it, learn to do it yourself, or open a live product.

Done for you

BUILD WITH ME

Joseph builds the system. Fixed scope, working software, handover.

OPEN >
Weekly

COMMUNITY

Member rhythm, live lab, and accountability.

OPEN >
Private

COACHING

One problem, worked through with Joseph.

OPEN >
Live systems

PRODUCTS

Voice AI, website chat, governance, and pipeline.

OPEN >
About

JOSEPH CONLAN.

Black and white portrait of Joseph Conlan

I build AI systems for a living at Clone Centre. My work has spanned SMEs through to multi-billion-dollar venture capital funds, and my background includes Oxford AI. That range is why I care about making serious AI useful without making it obscure.


The useful part is how you talk to it. Community, coaching, and the live products are here to put that skill to work.

3
Ways to start
4
Live products
0
Jargon allowed
The Numbers

WHY THIS MATTERS NOW

Not hype. Receipts. Every figure below comes from a named public source.

0M
people use ChatGPT every single week
Source: OpenAI, 2026
0%
of organisations now use AI in at least one part of the business
Source: McKinsey, 2025
0%
of UK businesses use AI, up from 9% just two years earlier
Source: ONS, 2025
£0M
lost to fraud in the UK in a single year, with AI voice scams rising fast
Source: UK Finance, 2025

WEEKLY CHATGPT USERS (MILLIONS)

2023
100M
2025
400M
2026
900M
SOURCE: OPENAI / REUTERS · THE FASTEST GROWING APP IN HISTORY
The Community

JOIN.

Three memberships. One button each. Annual is two months free, linked under the monthly price.

Best value
Membership 02

Pro

£49 / MONTH
or £490 for the year
  • Everything in Community
  • Weekly live AI Lab with Joseph
  • Recordings, prompts, and office hours
  • Annual plan includes one website chatbot setup
JOIN · £49 A MONTH >
The week

WHAT HAPPENS EACH WEEK.

The main session is Wednesday at 7pm UK. Everything else is optional.

Wednesday · Pro+
07:00

Build Before Breakfast

A quiet 45-minute online sprint. State the outcome, build with AI, report what shipped.

Live · 45 min · UK time
Wednesday · Pro+
19:00

Weekly AI Lab

Live demos, member hot seats and practical builds with Joseph. Every session is recorded.

Live · 60 min · Flagship call
Thursday · Pro+
10:00

AI Office Hours

Bring the prompt, workflow or automation that is stuck. Leave with the next move clear.

Live · 45 min · UK time
Saturday · Community+
07:00

Prompt Drop

One useful prompt, one worked example, one small challenge to complete over the weekend.

Async · Telegram
Sunday · Community+
07:00

Weekly Reset

Review what moved, name the blocker, and set the one outcome your next week must deliver.

Async · Accountability check-in
Phase 04 · Founding Cohort

A COACH IN YOUR CORNER. EVERY WEEK.

Most goals do not need another app. They need a clear next move and somebody who notices whether it happened. The first version is human-led by Joseph, based on the practical system in Coach.

One stuck problemChoose the £350 AI Fix Session for one focused expert diagnosis.
A deeper buildChoose the £650 Power Session to map and build the working core together.
Ongoing deliveryChoose the £1,500 Build Partner for calls plus weekday support for 30 days.
Follow-throughChoose Accountability when the system exists but consistent action is the gap.
Personal accountability · human-led

THE FOUNDING FIVE

£149 / MONTH
Only five founding clients
  • A personal check-in message every week
  • One private 45-minute review call every month
  • Your own 90-day goal and weekly action tracker
  • One priority at a time, broken into a small next action
  • Clear review notes: celebrate, learn, drop and reset
JOIN MONTHLY · £149 > OPEN THE TRACKER >
How the month works

ONE GOAL. FOUR CHECK-INS.

01
Kick-off

Choose one specific 90-day outcome, why it matters and the first milestone.

02
Weekly message

Name the win, the blocker and the one small action that matters next.

03
Monthly review call

Celebrate progress, keep the lesson, drop what is not working and reset the plan.

04
Repeat

Leave every review with a written priority and a week-one action that is easy to start.

Accountability coaching supports action and reflection. It is not therapy, medical care, legal advice or financial advice. Your information stays private unless safety or law requires otherwise.

Next product · beta waitlist

CLONE COACH AI

After the human service proves what people actually need, the same rhythm becomes a HyperChat-powered helper: a short daily check-in, a weekly progress summary and a clear prompt to ask a human when the situation needs one.

PLANNED PRICE · £29 / MONTH

This is the roadmap, not a pretend finished bot. Founding members help shape the beta and get first access when it is ready.

JOIN THE BOT WAITLIST >
Clone Coach AI · concept preview
What is the one outcome that matters today?
Finish the client proposal.
What is the smallest useful action you can finish in 20 minutes?
Write the opening and three deliverables.
Beta build · not live yet
Done for you

HAVE ME BUILD IT.

Sessions and coaching teach you to use AI. This is the other route: I design and build the system, test it on your real work, and hand it over to run.

Who builds it. Me, personally. My work spans SMEs through to multi-billion-dollar venture capital funds, with a background in Oxford AI. The method is the same at every size: start with one workflow, build working software, and hand it over.

What do you want off your plate?
TELL ME ABOUT IT >
Start here
Fixed scope · 2 to 6 weeks

Systems Build

From £4,500

One system, designed, built and handed over.

  • A free 20-minute scoping call, then a written scope and fixed price before any work starts
  • Built in your tools: client intake, document and knowledge assistants, voice, website chat, reporting
  • Tested on your real examples, with a human handoff for anything sensitive
  • Handover notes, and 30 days of fixes
SCOPE A BUILD >
Monthly · rolling

Embedded AI Lead

From £3,000 / MONTH

A senior AI engineer working inside your team, on agreed days.

  • Agreed days each month on your priorities
  • Build, improve and maintain several systems, not just one
  • Training for your staff so the tools actually get used
  • A monthly review of what shipped and what changed
DISCUSS A RETAINER >
Funds · boards · leadership

Principal Advisory

On application

Private working time with Joseph for people who make the decisions.

  • AI strategy, and where to place the bets
  • Diligence on AI claims in a deal or portfolio company
  • Governance and an audit trail, using TRAICE where it fits
  • Handled with discretion
APPLY >
How a build runs

FOUR STEPS. NO SURPRISES.

01

SCOPE.

A 20-minute call about the one workflow that costs you the most time.

02

WRITE IT DOWN.

A one-page scope with the price, what is included and what is not.

03

BUILD IN VIEW.

Working demos as it is built, so you see progress and can change direction.

04

HAND OVER.

It runs in your accounts, with notes your team can follow.

Where builds start

PROVEN PARTS, CUSTOM FIT.

I do not start from a blank page. Most builds begin from one of my live systems and are shaped around your business.

The phone

ANSAIR

Voice assistant for routine calls and enquiries.

The website

HYPERCHAT

An assistant that answers from your own public facts.

The record

TRAICE

An audit trail, and a way to stop an AI system.

The pipeline

PIPELINE

Deal and prospect sourcing, screened before you spend time.

BOOK A 20-MINUTE SCOPING CALL > EMAIL JOSEPH >

Prices are starting points. The written scope fixes the final price before any work begins. I do not promise savings or outcomes, and work involving personal data is scoped for UK GDPR first. Joseph Conlan · Clone Centre Ltd.

Private coaching

WORK WITH JOSEPH.

Three ways to book. The rate follows the systems already live: voice, website chat, governance, deal sourcing, and Clone Centre OS. Want the whole system built for you instead? See the build packages.

Session 01 · 60 minutes

AI Fix Session

£350

One stuck problem, worked through until the next move is obvious.

  • Prompting, workflow, tool choice, or a build that has stalled
  • The decision written down before the call ends
  • Recording and action notes
BOOK THIS >
Session 02 · 90 minutes

AI Power Session

£650

A working session for a process, campaign, or prototype.

  • Map the job and build the working core together
  • Leave with the next seven days planned
  • Recording and a short follow-up note
BOOK THIS >
30 days

AI Build Partner

£1,500 / 30 DAYS

For one system that needs more than a single sitting.

  • Two private working calls
  • Weekday replies while the build is moving
  • A plan you can keep running after the month
APPLY >
The session

WHAT YOU LEAVE WITH.

The call is the work. You do not sit through a tour of tools.

Before

ONE PARAGRAPH.

Send the problem, the result you want, and what you have already tried.

On the call

THE REAL THING.

We open the workflow, the prompt, or the product and change it while you are there.

After

A NEXT MOVE.

You leave with the decision, the notes, and the first action for the next day.

Products

THE PRODUCTS.

Four live systems. Open the one that matches the job. Businesses can start with the one-page brief or the 90-second example.

Live system 01

ANSAIR

A voice assistant for the hours when nobody can pick up.

  • Answers calls and customer questions
  • Moves a suitable enquiry toward a booking or quote
  • Covers the phone while the work is in front of you
FROM £29/MONTH · ANSAIR.UK OPEN SYSTEM >
Live system 02 · build free

HyperChat

A website assistant trained on your business, ready in about a minute.

  • Build and test before you pay
  • Answers in your facts, your prices, your tone
  • Pay when you publish it
BUILD £0 · LIVE £49/MONTH PER CHATBOT OPEN HYPERCHAT.UK >
Live system 03

TRAICE

A record of what the AI did, and who can stop it.

  • Audit trails for serious deployments
  • Controls for teams that need to explain a result
  • Price agreed to the scope
BESPOKE QUOTE · PRICE AGREED TO SCOPE OPEN SYSTEM >
Live system 04

Pipeline

Acquisition intelligence for off-market UK companies.

  • Find companies worth a closer look
  • Qualify before a broker pack arrives
  • Keep the target work in one place
7-DAY TRIAL £0 · STARTER £39/MO · PRO £79/MO OPEN SYSTEM >
Choose by the job

OPEN THE MATCH.

Clone Centre OS is the operating layer behind the brand: briefs, approvals, and generation in one place. These four are the systems you can open today.

The phone

ANSAIR

Calls, questions, and bookings when you are already busy.

The website

HYPERCHAT

A trained assistant on the site, built free and paid when it goes live.

The record

TRAICE

Governance and an audit trail for a team deploying AI.

The search

PIPELINE

Off-market UK companies, screened before you spend the week on them.